Cleavage
“Cleavage. It’s more than an anatomical part. It’s a sexual sign. An object of desire that has triggered the most lustful male fantasies for centuries. A powerful and devious mind-controlling erotic weapon in the hands of all women. And now, from the kinky minds of Axel Braun and Tera Patrick, the ultimate ode to female beauty. Never underestimate the power of a women’s breasts.” Let us just say not to expect anything out of the ordinary and anything hardcore, but do expect some hot women and big breasts. We start off with the sexy Abbey Brooks and she does not disappoint.Then, Carmella Bing gets double teamed into some hot action, probably the scene with the most “hardcore action.” Riley Evans did not do so much for us but her scene wasn’t horrible.Abbey Brooks comes back but this time with the very sensual Devi Emmerson in one hot steamy lesbian scene.We don’t know what it was but something about Devi just made us want more.Last but not least we have Whitney Stevens with her huge natural tits. We always love watching this girl get into some action. By the way, something we loved about all the scenes was that all the lovely ladies kept a piece of clothing on (dont worry, nothing special is covered). Not sure why that made the movie better but it just did. Enjoy!
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Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant
Finally a feature film!, we managed to get our hands on this parody of Indiana Jones and were anxious to see Bree Olson and Ava Rose. The movie does have a lot of dialogue and the action scenes at times actually add to the story which was a big plus for us.Ava Rose stars as Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana Jones and Bree Olson is Dixee a southern girl who tags along with Carolina in her adventures. Bree has a cute southern accent which made her all the more desirable. The sex is hot, although we were a bit disappointed that Bree had only one anal scene in the entire movie (Anal Queen Bree- One Scene? Pourquoi ?!) Roxy Panther (incredibly hot) has an intense scene with a wild facial and Ava of course has the looks to keep you glued to the screen. We especially loved Ava and Bree’s last scene of the movie, Bree’s orgasm while getting her butt fucked was incredible! As for the story, we don’t want to give too much away ’cause finally we have a porn movie that has a plot of sorts and we’d like you all to tell us what you think of it!
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King Cobra
“It’s a full throttle joyride through the American wasteland…where the bikers are bad and the biker bitches are badder! King Cobra barrels along at breakneck speed with ultra sexy Lanny Barby as the leader of the girlgang who corrupts the not so innocent blonde creampuff (played by the outrageous Page Morgan). This movie will excite you with extra large doses of rough sex, spitting, slapping, swearing, mud, sand, booze, fire breathing, and an authentic biker orgy. King Cobra is about the nomads of the outer limits, and dirty girls on clean machines who are hungry for the taste of sex…and burning rubber!” Great Blurb, great covers with a great starting sequence that has a mad max feel…first ten minutes of the movie has you hooked, Page Morgan comes across as this lost soul who has no idea what Lanny Barby is going to make her do… we watched with anticipation, and waited…and waited..and waited.. WFT ? the movie turned out to be a snooze fest with little moments of hardcore action which just wasn’t long enough to keep us interested.. Sasha Grey has a few moments of glory when she gives a slurpy blowjob and then does the nasty and eats a guy’s ass off as if it was the last thing she would ever get to eat!…don’t get too excited..there were blurred moments of glory in an otherwise drab movie..the blurb promised so much..and what we got in the end was two group sex scenes , a lesbian scene that was way too short and a solo with SledgeHammer with Page Morgan.. Lela Star is a talented pornstar but here she is totally wasted Jade Starr (another hottie) looks bored…Major disappointment.. What really irritated us was the strength of the money shots… granted no one expected anyone to be Peter North but we do expect at least a decent cumshot and not performers who perform as if this was their 10th scene of the day and they had nothing to give (pun intended)
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Ashlynn & Friends #4
“Ashlynn’s back and she’s brought a few friends with her for a fucking good time! Christine Alexis gets her pussy in a tangle when Mark Ashley thrusts his cock deep inside. Ruby Rider gets pounded into submission by Ramon Nomar. Alexis Texas and Layla Monroe get a taste of michael Stefano’s rock hard rod. and Ashlynn Brooke takes Ian Scott on a session of fucking that he never expected. They’re on the loose again, and anything is bound to happen!” I will start by saying that we love Ashlynn Brooke and we love watching her get naughty. Now this is a “couple porn movie” so don’t expect anything hardcore but do expect a nice time. The movie starts off with Ruby Rider. Her performance is okay but the scene seemed pretty boring, making it seem like it lasted forever. She did start sweating and we thought it made her look a bit hotter but appearently the director did not since later in the scene she is not sweating anymore. Next we have Alexis Texas with one of the most bangable ass in the universe. Her scene was just as long as the rest but it seemed like it just wasn’t long enough! Then came the one and only Ashlynn Brooke. This girl just seems to get cuter every time. Her performance was pretty good and we had a great time viewing that scene. Layla Monroe as the rest starts off the scene with some masturbation. All these scenes contain no hardcore stuff so the actors really have to go out of their way to keep us interested. Layla gave us some nice action, finishing it of with her receiving a nice facial. Last but not least we have Christine Alexis with the shortest scene. We would have liked to see her a bit more in action. It is worth to watch, so give it a try!
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Eye Candy#3
“Our favorite progressive young women’s social club is once again raising money for charity any way they can; without “hooking” of course. Winning trivia contests did it in the past, but this time out, their goal is to determine the NUMBER ONE pop/rock/soul SONG of ALL TIME. This impossible challenge is met with the high force sexual energy that produces electric kinky results. The peek, the glance, the tease, the wink, the flash, the flirt, the strut, the eye…all vintage trademarks from Jim Holliday, the master of fun and fluff. Hey you!!! Take a good look at this box, observe, ponder…think some more - then name an American porn movie with more than 10 girls that has a foxier, better looking cast. If it’s not a Jim Holliday title, then you probably just can’t name one” This is not our review but we agreed with it and decided to post this instead. What works here is the sex. There’s lots of it (seven scene in all), and the collection of girls is some of the cutest you’ll find in porn. And how better than to start a movie than with the sexy Taylor Rain ? who takes Steve Hatcher’s well-endowed tool deep in her asshole before the opening credits even roll. Then there’s popular starlet Sky Lopez, who gets it on with heavily-tattooed hunk Buck Legends in a scene that also includes its share of anal penetration. And who could say no to Alexis Malone, a hot blonde whom even Holliday admits (once again on the commentary track) has a very “Marsha Brady” thing going for her. Alexis has the third scene in the movie, pairing up with Talon (T.T. Boy’s real-life younger brother) and taking his cumshot into her mouth, off her chin and down onto her chest. No Holliday flick would be complete without its share of lesbian licking, and we get two nice scenes in Eye Candy 3 - the first between Kylie Wilde, Cassie Young and Tanya Danielle; and the second a movie-ending threesome between Alexis Malone, Serena South and Felecia. Other scenes in Holliday’s visual feast of fornication include a hot coupling between Violet Blue (one of my personal favorites) and Steve Hatcher; as well as a threesome between Steve, Katie Morgan and Lana Moore.
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Young Harlots In Detention
“Watch as filthy troublesome schoolgirls get taught the hard way by their horny teachers… These filthy girls suck and fuck to make the A grades, taking hard anal education and deep throated detention” For some odd reason we kept thinking this of a private movie - must have been the screen colours, anyway if you are into schoolgirl fantasies then this is the movie for you. Beware though- This movie is loaded with anal sex, deep throating, A2M and DP’s all involving schoolgirls trying to make the grade. The scenes are all well shot with good production values - the thing that we find amazing is that each scene manages to outdo the previous one! We first thought of actually describing only the best scenes but all agreed that this movie simply rocked! Do yourself a favour and watch this movie today!
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Kayden’s Krossfire
“Deputy Sheriff Kayden loves her job and her boss more than you know. When a robbery goes wrong she has to defend her badge and her brother’s name. But the usual suspects aren’t who you think they are!” Oh yes..now this looks like a movie with some potential…the blurb even has half a decent storyline…and we have a fascination for cowgirls so we all went in with high expectations…and the movie doesn’t disappoint. Sure it has plot holes bigger than Belladonna’s asshole but still ,credit where credit due - the movie made a heck of change from what we have been watching all these days… plots…guns..and sex… which reminds us again…why can’t they make movies with good plots and sex like SexBoat but without the bush?! Without giving the plot away (since the “who fucks who” is integral to the story) we can tell you that this movie has only three porn stars - Flower Tucci, Kayden Kross, Lorena Sanchez and they all have done decent work - Not much in way of facials, but Flower has an anal scene and boy that woman can quirt! Worth watching? Yep we think so… tell us what you think.
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Babysitters
With horny, slutty babysitters like these, it’s no wonder all those housewives are so desperate! 7 of the hottest sex scenes and 12 of the sexiest girls in the neighborhood!Take your babysitter fantasies to new, hardcore heights with these sex starved sitters! Boing! Boing! Boing! Don’t worry about that sound, that’s just some of us bouncing around the room using our dicks as a pogo stick - cause this movie has had us rock hard for the last hour!! Babysitters has won the following awards:
Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Alektra Blue
Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Angie Savage
Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Lexxi Tyler
Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Sammie Rhodes
Best All-Girl Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Sophia Santi
Best Oral Sex Scene - Video, AVN Awards, 2008 - Sasha Grey
Best Vignette Release, AVN Awards, 2008
And we agree with the judges 100%! Excellent production values, depraved sex, a hardcore lesbian scene with a dominatrix and a oral scene that hasn’t left our minds as yet! Don’t bother watching anything else today - please please! get this - if only for Sasha Grey’s oral scene (contains extreme teabagging!), although the rest of the scenes are also just as hot! Teagan Presley is simply to die for, Shay Jordon gives us the chills for her beauty and Jesse Jane - just mesmerizes us !
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Dark City
1940’s film noir featuring Adam & Eve Pictures contract star, Ava Rose. From director Ethan Kane, this is a highly erotic story with a great soundtrack. Ideal for couples! It must have been a great idea on paper, let’s make a porn movie and instead of the normal fuck fuck fuck scenes, we can base it on the 40’s detective movies with a voice over explaining the movie along. We can have a detective and a woman in distress and all those opportunities for great sex scenes - Great concept, horrible execution - The movie has a flimsy storyline, the acting sucks and we just don’t find Ava Rose attractive. Other than the first scene with Marie Luv everything else was plain boring. This movie could have been so much more but all we are left with is a craving for any gonzo porn movie instead. Give it a miss unless you find Ava Rose attractive
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Hung Wankerstein
It’s Alive! Sin city Ultra presents a deranged tale of the twisted the bizarre and sexually dysfunctional heir to the infamous Wankenstein legacy…William (the wanker) Wankenstein. When informed of his-ill-found fortune, Wild Willy makes a beeline to eastern Europe to claim his sleazy inheritance. From the eerie, overgrown, semi-human sex machine Mel (Evan Stone) to the sex starved degenerate housekeeper Frau Sthupper to Egon the hunchbacked servant to the hell on heels milkmaid Inga (Ava Vincent), William is sucked into a vortex of unearthly perversion as the castle walls rock and toll with the moans and groans of the sexually twisted outcasts who inhabit Der Castle Wankerstein!
This has got to be the funniest porn we have ever scene, cheesy at times but the one liners are great -”so this is the ancestral home - No, the rumors about Doctor and his sister are poppycock” or “I was there during the Tet Offensive, buddy of mine named Tet, never bathed - highly offensive!”The sex is great too, Ava Vincent and Felicia Fox look fucking hot. Ron Jeremy is in there too, we salute the king of porn, but sadly we do not want to see him in action - he is just too big for the screen! Great couple movie , might actually have you smiling in between.
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