Cleavage
“Cleavage. It’s more than an anatomical part. It’s a sexual sign. An object of desire that has triggered the most lustful male fantasies for centuries. A powerful and devious mind-controlling erotic weapon in the hands of all women. And now, from the kinky minds of Axel Braun and Tera Patrick, the ultimate ode to female beauty. Never underestimate the power of a women’s breasts.” Let us just say not to expect anything out of the ordinary and anything hardcore, but do expect some hot women and big breasts. We start off with the sexy Abbey Brooks and she does not disappoint.Then, Carmella Bing gets double teamed into some hot action, probably the scene with the most “hardcore action.” Riley Evans did not do so much for us but her scene wasn’t horrible.Abbey Brooks comes back but this time with the very sensual Devi Emmerson in one hot steamy lesbian scene.We don’t know what it was but something about Devi just made us want more.Last but not least we have Whitney Stevens with her huge natural tits. We always love watching this girl get into some action. By the way, something we loved about all the scenes was that all the lovely ladies kept a piece of clothing on (dont worry, nothing special is covered). Not sure why that made the movie better but it just did. Enjoy!
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Schoolgirl POV # 3
“You’re doing the fucking now in this 3rd volume of SchoolGirl P.O.V.! They’re the freshest girls of the flock, and they’re ready to get fucked by a long rock hard cock! Estrella Flores, Ruby Ryder, Stephanie Cane, Lana Violet, and Mina Lee are at your disposal to do what you want with them. It’s your cock, your rules, and your point of view!” Schoolgirl fantasy movie…well how good could it really be?….probably have MILF’s dressed up in school girl outfits with much abused pussies screaming oh ! oh! it’s my first time…be gentle…or so we thought…..and boy were we wrong…this review is going to be a short one..as this movie needs to be watched again..and again.. the whole night through… not that we have a schoolgirl fantasy fetish…well not that we HAD the fetish..until now… Now we totally understand the Japanese mentality (expect jap porn movies reviews soon!) On with the review…since this is a POV , that means you are right in the middle of the action and with hot starlets all around begging for your cock and that’s the best place to be! First Scene has Mina Lee begging to suck you off since she likes you…intense scene, the part where you stick a finger in her ass while fucking her is incredible…and the scene ends with a nice facial. Second scene has Lana Violet showing you why she would make the perfect babysitter…great scene and an incredible facial. Third scene has you fucking your friend’s hot sister Stephanie Cane who shows you her cotton white panties - she is so goddamn cute and a real screamer. Fourth scene has Ruby Ryder (butterface) coming by over to meet your daughter and finds you masturbating - naturally she figures that she should help you out. Last Scene is with Estrella Flores….a Hispanic cutie who admits to finding you sexy and wants your cock, unfortunately this scene just wasn’t all that great… the sex was ok..but Estrella has an odd birthmark near her pussy and her teeth are just too weird to make her attractive. Overall worth a watch -What is good is that in none of the scenes are the girls fully naked , some of the schoolgirl clothes are still on , so the fantasy continues..smart director at work here!
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Private Gold Vol. 100: Pornolympics - The Anal Games
“The horniest games ever! Includes orgies, DPs, lesbians, dildo and ass fucking with 21 sluts battling for gold in the world championship of fucking!” We normally don’t review Private movies ’cause we really hate the dubbing and the heavy accents, however since the Olympics are just going to start..we figured why not…and we were not that disappointed…”not that” being the operative word here!, Although this movie has everything in it,- Anal, Double Penetration, Oral, Wrestling, Group Sex, Gonzo ,A2M, Dildos/Vibrators, open air sex..anything you can think of….its missing something….some of the women are pretty hot, but the movie lacks a soul.. (now you know, how much porn we watch) . Each and every scene has got gagging, anal sex and a facial , it’s the same 1-2-3 step in every scene and that might be the thing that’s wrong or perhaps we just don’t like euro productions all that much. Back to the review, the first scene with Britney is great, the woman is very sexy and the way her ass gets pounded has to be seen to be believed, then comes the games, the games in the PornOlympics are:
Anal Mud Wrestling - two women mud wrestle and then proceed to fuck the referee..the sex was just too messy for us with all that mud around..but there might be someone who would be into it. although we kept wondering…giving a blowjob to a dick covered with mud must really not be the best thing to do!
BlowJob Style Swimming - The competitors swim a lap and start sucking cock..this ends up in a group orgy with lots of DP and anal sex- unfortunately the women were not that hot.
Dildo Bike Race - Women race around with bikes which have dildo’s in place of the seat, they stop at the finish line and have an orgy in the countryside.. DP, gagging, great sex and good looking women.
Cross Country DP - Women run around and have to perform a specific task at each pit stop, Stop 1 - suck a dick for 30 seconds, Stop 2 get fucked for 30 seconds and so on until in the end they have an orgy at the beach. sounds great on paper..but the stop and starting of the sex manages to destroy the scene. Also speaking from experience (well at least one of us is) sex on the beach is not really all that it’s made out to be…the sand tends to get into each and every orifice it can…and watching them do a DP on all that sand just didn’t do anything.
Jizz-nastics competition - 6 women in a gym having group sex….ho hum.. we were so bored here….suck..suck..fuck..fuck..yawn…facial..oops.. forgot the anal sex..Booorrrriiinnggg
and finally the last scene where the cameramen come all over the announcer … this was more of a bukakke scene which we kinda liked… (damn we are some sick puppies)
Overall.. If you ever want to get into euro porn, you might as well watch this, if not.. move along..nothing to see here..
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Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant
Finally a feature film!, we managed to get our hands on this parody of Indiana Jones and were anxious to see Bree Olson and Ava Rose. The movie does have a lot of dialogue and the action scenes at times actually add to the story which was a big plus for us.Ava Rose stars as Carolina Jones, daughter of Indiana Jones and Bree Olson is Dixee a southern girl who tags along with Carolina in her adventures. Bree has a cute southern accent which made her all the more desirable. The sex is hot, although we were a bit disappointed that Bree had only one anal scene in the entire movie (Anal Queen Bree- One Scene? Pourquoi ?!) Roxy Panther (incredibly hot) has an intense scene with a wild facial and Ava of course has the looks to keep you glued to the screen. We especially loved Ava and Bree’s last scene of the movie, Bree’s orgasm while getting her butt fucked was incredible! As for the story, we don’t want to give too much away ’cause finally we have a porn movie that has a plot of sorts and we’d like you all to tell us what you think of it!
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Welcome to Hollywood
“If you’ve thought of trolling the local bus station for fresh, new talent then you’ll love the young sweet tasting pussies in Welcome to Hollywood. To make it in this town they’ll have to suck cock, get a down and dirty hole stretching and be as nasty as a seasoned Hollywood Blvd. whore. As cute and innocent as they look – that’s how filthy they are in the bedroom. “Welcome to Hollywood, baby – now take my cock in your ass!”If you’ve thought of trolling the local bus station for fresh, new talent then you’ll love the young sweet tasting pussies in Welcome to Hollywood. To make it in this town they’ll have to suck cock, get a down and dirty hole stretching and be as nasty as a seasoned Hollywood Blvd. whore. As cute and innocent as they look – that’s how filthy they are in the bedroom. “Welcome to Hollywood, baby – now take my cock in your ass!” This new line from Third Degree is destined to be a staple in any porn aficionado’s XXX collection!”
We kinda liked this movie, sure it has some butterface women in it (namely Hailey Star) but some of the women are pretty hot and the action intense.
First scene with Hailey Star was the biggest disappointment of them all..she just is not good looking enough for porn, great fake rack and just noisy enough to add to the scene but that face… no no no.
Second scene with Teen Mickey Graham was good, although she has an annoying birthmark on her stomach that was quite distracting ( for fat overweight men, we sure know how to nitpick!) the facial was cock solid with her just getting plastered all over.
Third Scene onwards the movie started to rock, Eden Adams (cute chick) know how to spread her legs to take in a thick cock and she doesn’t shy from a facial. Tanya James is as hot as she looks on the cover and vrey happily swallows a load. Last scene with Halia Hill (ugly scar from a boob job) is also good, the girl is kinda cute and has an exotic look that sets her apart.
Overall we’d give this one a B+.
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King Cobra
“It’s a full throttle joyride through the American wasteland…where the bikers are bad and the biker bitches are badder! King Cobra barrels along at breakneck speed with ultra sexy Lanny Barby as the leader of the girlgang who corrupts the not so innocent blonde creampuff (played by the outrageous Page Morgan). This movie will excite you with extra large doses of rough sex, spitting, slapping, swearing, mud, sand, booze, fire breathing, and an authentic biker orgy. King Cobra is about the nomads of the outer limits, and dirty girls on clean machines who are hungry for the taste of sex…and burning rubber!” Great Blurb, great covers with a great starting sequence that has a mad max feel…first ten minutes of the movie has you hooked, Page Morgan comes across as this lost soul who has no idea what Lanny Barby is going to make her do… we watched with anticipation, and waited…and waited..and waited.. WFT ? the movie turned out to be a snooze fest with little moments of hardcore action which just wasn’t long enough to keep us interested.. Sasha Grey has a few moments of glory when she gives a slurpy blowjob and then does the nasty and eats a guy’s ass off as if it was the last thing she would ever get to eat!…don’t get too excited..there were blurred moments of glory in an otherwise drab movie..the blurb promised so much..and what we got in the end was two group sex scenes , a lesbian scene that was way too short and a solo with SledgeHammer with Page Morgan.. Lela Star is a talented pornstar but here she is totally wasted Jade Starr (another hottie) looks bored…Major disappointment.. What really irritated us was the strength of the money shots… granted no one expected anyone to be Peter North but we do expect at least a decent cumshot and not performers who perform as if this was their 10th scene of the day and they had nothing to give (pun intended)
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